7 Days on Twitter, 60 Followers, 21 Posts, $50 Earned and 3 Lessons Learned

Yes, that’s right… 60 followers. Not 600. Not 6,179 while I vacationed on the beaches of Cabo San Lucas. Just 60. Seems like such a laughably pitiful number, doesn’t it?

Okay, well, it ain’t much. Fact is, I’m a newbie to Twitter AND I’m a newbie to the passive income game. So I’m not expecting the world to fall down at my feet and sing my praises… though a verse every now and then would be nice.

The point is, my pockets aren’t empty from the experience. I managed to take the kiddo out to dinner with the proceeds, where I commenced to friendly-flirt with a really cute (much younger) waiter. I’d call that an all around awesome residual experience, wouldn’t you?

So you’re probably wondering, how did those $50 fungolas cross my path?

Person A followed me.

I followed Person A.

Person A had a look-see at my website, liked one of my articles and tweeted about it.

END RESULT = 4 sales!

But that’s not the end of the story

Then… I followed Person B.

Person B did not follow me.

I responded to something Person B said.

Person B and I did a quickie Twitter chat.

4 New followers joined Team Valentine.

END RESULT = 2 more sales!

Okay so 6 sales of The BIG LIST of Amazon Products isn’t earth shattering. But it does prove that there’s gold in those tweets. And that brings me to the real topic of this article…

What are the takeaway points here?

1) Being a follower isn’t such a bootylicious thing.

From what I’ve read, it’s better to have more followers than people you’re following… or at the very least have a somewhat equal balance. Since I started tweeting I’m following double (or more by the time you read this article) the number of people who are following me. Not surprisingly, I don’t give a hoot-suite (a little Twitter humor there)!

Numbers are a crappy metric for determining profitability in the Twitter game. I’ve scanned the forums. I’ve seen people with 30K followers who couldn’t get 20 clicks if someone were holding Hattori Hanzo sword over their left pinky. Twitter definitely isn’t a numbers game. It’s a clicks, kudos and cash game.

The key is to strike chords with the people in your clique, even if you’re only starting off with 10. How do you do that?

2) It’s more than what you tweet, it’s who you tweet with.

Twitter looks like a soapbox and without a doubt many marketers treat it like one. But therein lies the secret to success for newbie’s like me. In reality, Twitter is much more than a soapbox.

140 measly little characters can connect you with people who have the potential to send you clicks, kudos and cash. The secret to making it happen is to get off your soapbox and just talk to people.

Regardless of the superhero/rockstar/ninja status you’ve attached to your favorite A-list blogger, author or industry guru, the bottom line is that they’re just regular people at the end of the day. They tweet about random, ordinary stuff. They have questions. They have requests. Oh, and they need favors too.

You’ll notice these regular, everyday humanoid qualities seeping out as you read through their tweets.

And when they have a random, ordinary question… or a request… or a favor — respond to them. Not 14 hours after the designated tweet. The interaction has to happen immediately. Be witty, be conversational, just give them your best 140 character spiel.

Every time I’ve chimed in to a fellow Tweeter’s self talk, I’ve immediately gotten a few followers. The obvious truth is that if they’re following someone who I admire, and they’re paying close attention to that persons tweets, then I probably want them following me too.

3) Make a full frontal connection.

I’m following quite a few people on Twitter whose blogs and websites I’ve never seen prior to crossing paths through tweets. These are people I’d love to have as serious social networking buddies sometime in the future. But I realize in order to have this happen the connection must evolve beyond a Twitter retweet.

To really catch the eye of a potential social networking buddy, you should also: be a subscriber to their list… comment on their blog… submit guest posts to their blog (if they accept them)… ‘like’ them on Facebook… buy their stuff… offer testimonials on their products… send them personal notes of thanks or suggestions… attend their webinars.

In short, be an active participant – but not stalkerish. I mean you don’t have to do all of these things within the next 12 hours. Just start floating in their air space, and at the very least subscribe to their list and comment on their blog.

Sitting back and hoping someone notices you is a silly way to do business. As the old saying goes, “a closed mouth doesn’t get fed.”

 

Why are the Sexy Stepford Wives Following ME on Twitter?

You never know how odd doing business online can be until you get you put your right hand in and shake it all about.

Last week I officially embarked on my happy-go-lucky Twitter adventure. My goal is quite simple… to make meaningful connections with customers, potential customers, and other A-list bloggers. (I know I’m not an A-list blogger yet. But I do know what it takes to get there.)

Lemme tell you how I got started

First of all, I’ll tell you up front that I’m on an extremely tight budget right now. I have no intention of going into debt over this passive income journey, so I watch every penny like a hawk. And that’s fine because there are a lot of people out there readily offering great services at extremely affordable rates.

Take adobepro, for example. I found him on Fiverr.

In case you’re unfamiliar, Fiverr is a website where you can get everything done for $5. I’m talking design work, audio and video stuff, articles, etc. Adobepro did my Twitter background for $5, and I currently have him working on my Facebook page for $5. The Twitter background only took him 2 days to complete it. AND he was very accommodating in making changes. I definitely recommend his services.

Then I ordered a $5.99 monthly subscription to MarketMeSuite, because I needed to add a little automation to the process. Now I can schedule tweets, send ‘thank you for subscribing’ messages to my new followers, do geo-location targeting (which may prove helpful for future projects), and other neat little tricks. I’m just starting to set up all the bells and whistles today.

I also read through Joel Comm’s Twitter Power to get up-to-speed on a strategy. For $9 (Kindle edition) you can’t beat it. I learned how to structure my tweets (some with links, some without, and why), all about the DM feature, the importance of branding, how often you should tweet, and much more.

And then I started tweetin’.

My first day out I got 30-something followers. Lovely. Each day it has been progressing at a rate of 10-20 new followers a day.

Now I’d be okay with that if these were regular people. And by ‘regular people’ I mean folks with profiles, and pictures, and tweets in their timeline. That would make me happy.

But I’m here to tell you the truth… not the “silver-spoon-in-my-mouth” version.

For the past 3-4 days I’ve had a rush of BOTS

Robots. I call them the Sexy Stepford Wives because they’re all women and ALL of their profiles have a first name and 4 numbers following the name — like Katy3919 or Joanne5287. Take a look at who’s following me today:

Who created this insane hierarchy and why?

Well they’re not following me to convert me to their nefarious little cult, that’s for sure.

Marketers use bots – specifically with white, female profile pictures – in hopes that people will follow them. Apparently female profiles seem more trustworthy than their male counterparts. From what I understand, once a bot gets enough followers, the spam fest will begin.

I’ve only seen a handful of the messages these bot mama’s send out. They’re either all #quotes, or they’re 90% #quotes mixed in with affiliate 10% affiliate messages. The quotes are used to throw unsuspecting followers off the trail of the real purpose of the bot mama’s.

So how do you get rid of them?

I’d rather have 200 true blue followers than 2,000 bots, because I don’t need my ego massaged. I’m here to make “fungolas” (to quote the late, great Gary Halbert).

I don’t do the automatic follow thing because I could be automatically following a bot, which is a waste of my following power.

For now I look at each new follower to see if I actually like the stuff they’re saying. That’s my primary criteria for following. Would I actually want to have  a conversation with this person?

And when I see a Sexy Stepford Wife, I just block them. How?

1) Click on the persons name.

2) Block them in the right column. Easy.

I also read that if you just leave the bots alone, they’ll automatically stop following you over a certain period of time. I don’t know what the time frame is for that unfollowing process, but my bot mama’s seemed to be hanging out in the Followers column a little too long. Took me 5 minutes to block them all, now I can see who’s REALLY on Team Valentine.

UPDATE: March 16, 2011

After I deleted all the bot mama’s they stopped following me. Yeah… just like that!

Yesterday I noticed that one of then had come back for a follow, but I banned her too.

So apparently if you ban them, there’s a good possibility that they won’t follow you back. Who would’ve thought it would be so easy?