Dahlia Does the Internet!

Some people are born to get married, have 2.5 kids and live in the house with the white picket fence, and a 60 inch flat screen.

Some people need the thrill of receiving that parchment piece of paper from the dean, validating their ability to remember some useful facts smattered amongst a bunch of BS.

Some folks get all caught up in the “write-a-resume, get-a-job, brown-nose-the-boss-to-get-ahead” type set up.

I’m none of those creatures.
By my own admission, I’m worse.

My illustrious bio for your perusal…

I slept my way through 12th grade. Did the whole round-the-world thing and cultured up. Partied like a rock star for a few years. Started my own jewelry supply business. Got pregnant. Had child – (best day of my whole life). Accumulated debt. Started ghostwriting. Decided that I could double duty with another online business.

And here I am. Doing that IM thing.

I Heart Internet Marketing!

My jewelry supply business is run solely on the Internet, and over the years I’ve gained several textbooks worth of insight into the dynamics of online marketing.

But I won’t talk about my supply business here. Instead, I’ll focus on using my past and current Internet marketing experience to help you make more money online.

My goal – be it lofty and corny in the eye of the beholder – is to get rich quick. (Oh, I can hear some of you groaning now.)

Yeah, I said it — get rich quick. Not slow and steady. Not in 10 years. I’m talking two years max.

Why not?

I’ve been in business for myself for like 90 something dog years. I’m through tip-toeing through the tulips. If the Mayans are right, I wanna know that I got my act together before I’m hit by a tidal wave or a lightning bolt or a rogue solar flare in 2012.

The motivation?

Everybody has their season of greatness. And while I’ve done alright for myself, I know I haven’t reached that ultimate stride. You can’t reach your prime if you’re thinking mediocre, everyday thoughts.

I know that the only way for me to feel alive and productive is to challenge myself. That doesn’t mean challenging myself to save the money to take an Alaskan cruise. I don’t need an extra grand a month.

I need to reach multi-millionaire status (because quite frankly a million dollars ain’t squat).

After ghostwriting my fingers off, and selling about 132 football fields worth of brass chain along with 50 kilos of lobster clasps, I know I can fandangle this Internet marketing niche.

That’s why I’m here — being an exhibitionist.

You wanna come along?

I’d be more than happy to let you ride shotgun.

You can learn from my mistakes. See me blow wads of cash, while you sit there wide-eyed thinking “Better her than me!”

Then you can take what works, apply it to your own business, send me a bottle of good champagne (or a case of Power Horse energy drink), and chuckle about our journey together.

Cyber fistbumps!

Dahlia “Doin’ it my way” Valentine

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